Evansville Press, Indiana, February 8, 1913
hang on my guy's gotta do something cool real quick
DO YOU KNOW WHAT I JUST REALIZED
YOU KNOW THE HAIKU BOT???
OFC YOU DO
YOU KNOW THAT MESSAGE HE PUTS AT THE END OF EVERY POST????
"Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up."
YEAH???????
WELL THATS A HAIKU TOO
Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.
NOW YOU LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND TELL ME THATS NOT THE CUTEST THNIG YOUVE EVER HEARD
“Beep boop! I look for
accidental haiku posts.
Sometimes I mess up.”
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
It’s full circle now. He did it, by god he did. What a little champ.
It’s full circle now.
He did it, by god he did.
What a little champ.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
omg imagine being born and you are on a spaceship and everyone aboard is sooo so mad at you just because you burst out of some guy's chest to be born. like um sorry i've not been alive before i didn't even know that's not allowed please be nice to me um the spaceship floor is cold is no one going to knit me some little booties i am calling child protective services
Anonymous asked:
I think furry porn is hot, but I don't like have a fursona and I'm not super into the whole subculture. Is it cool if I just get off to some bat ladies sometimes or am I poser?
pitbolshevik answered:
are you asking for my blessing to jack off to furry porn
Idea For Restaurant/Bar
Okay, so imagine you go into a restaurant and you look at the menu. Everything on it seems a tiny bit over-priced, but it’s a cool place with super-friendly staff so you don’t mind. You order your food and drinks, have a good time, have some friendly banter with the waitress and everyone is generally having a good time. Then you get your receipt and see a 10%-20% discount and now the once over-priced food has actually become quite a steal! What is the cause of this mysterious discount, you may ask Well, from the moment you entered the restaurant, the staff have been keeping track on how polite you’ve been throughout your stay and if you go through the whole experience without being an asshole, a Karen, or just a generally irritating person then congratulations! You qualify for the “Decent Human Being Discount!” Then there can be an added discount for the excessively polite/kind people. That way, only terrible customers who treat minimum wage workers like trash have to pay the full price! I imagine that this system can only increase crew morale by giving them the ability to exact monetary retribution on bad customers (a huge source of stress, anxiety, and general bad times) thus giving the restaurant a good turnover rate while simultaneously punishing terrible customers and rewarding good behaviour!
Now I’m not sure how “Good behaviour” will be tracked. Maybe a checklist per order sheet tracking how many times a table said please or thank you and demerit points? The only pitfall I can think of is potential discrimination and prejudice from the staff making them less likely to give the discount to certain people, but the main idea is that you don’t want to lose good employees because of bad customers, so if you hire good, decent, competent employees, they will have a place to work that has their (and everybody’s) best interest at heart.
i was just thinking about kronk from the emperors new groove and i thought to myself "hey so it seems like kronk is a bottom"
and then in my head i heard kronks voice and he said "nono, im asexual."
and the thing is normally all of my thoughts happen in MY OWN voice. and the fact it said "i" not "he" makes me think that the spirit of kronk entered my head for a second to set the record straight about his sexuality. so. kronk is ace, guys.
